We’re here once again and we’ve got a few surprises for you: Andrew’s back and boy does he have a story to tell you! Also our friend from the midwest, Jess, has graced us with his presence in Texas. For good. We talk a variety of things, jobs, the cops, strippers stealing hard earned Andrew Jacksons, The Amazing Spider-Man movie. You know, the usual stuff. Also a number of topics including but not limited to:

• Kansas is full of sevens. According to Jess. Let’s clarify that. But is that why he’s back? (2:30)
• Andrew’s back and he fills in the group on what he’s been up to since the fellow has MIA. (3:34)
• Jess Let’s us in on his somewhat equally frustrating story on why he’s back in Texas. (15:50)
• Story of the best/worst night out ever, depending on who you ask. (26:36)
• Hipster cat birthday party in Dallas, warm Everclear and Sprite; hilarity does not ensue. (28:50)
• Club Plush, the next part of the evening, unlike the the title, there is nothing comfortable about it.  (36:50)
• Worst strip club adventure EVER. Well, except for Andrew, he had a great time. (41:50)
• Tech talk. (47:50)
• Andrew’s got a secret girl (or two?). Let’s discuss. (1:09:01)
• Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter. Lines are drawn, friendships tested. How many cgi dead vampire babies do you think this deserves? (1:29:10)
• Let’s get down to business; we talk The Amazing Spider-Man! (1:33:50)

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