EP 6 | That’s What You Were Talking About.

Back again from hiatus and we have a few things to get off our chest. We saw Batman, and had quite a bit to say about it. Also a number of topics including but not limited to:

• Surprise sex? That’s a thing. (0:02:48)
• Jess and Andrew feel betrayed by Alex’s viewing of TDKR ahead of time. Awkward argument ensues. ( 0:04:50)
• Latest life updates on Jess and Andrew. ( 0:07:50)
• “That Guy” and Andrew’s history of emotionally disturbed women. ( 0:20:30)
• “Sorry Mom.” ( 0:23:08)
• One of Alex’s biggest Facebook pet peeves is revealed. You’ve been put on notice.  ( 0:26:20)
• Alex discusses his perspective on romantic social skills with women (or lack there of). ( 0:27:40)
• “That’s what you were talking about!” He gets it folks. ( 0:28:35)
• Spenser’s making moves in Japan. Sexy moves, that is… (0:32:00)
• Oh yea, Alex got into a car accident. Some dum-dum ran a red-light, no big deal. (0:36:34)
• Video game talk; Assassin’s Creed, Steam Sale, DC Universe Online. Oh, and Super Mario RPG, an insanely difficult Japanese SNES game released in the 90’s. We debate if this was really meant for children. (0:40:37)
• Batman! (0:53:19)
• We discuss another one of Andrew’s ex-girlfriends that no one liked and ruined movies for EVERYONE. Really man? Really? (1:35:18)

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We’re here once again and we’ve got a few surprises for you: Andrew’s back and boy does he have a story to tell you! Also our friend from the midwest, Jess, has graced us with his presence in Texas. For good. We talk a variety of things, jobs, the cops, strippers stealing hard earned Andrew Jacksons, The Amazing Spider-Man movie. You know, the usual stuff. Also a number of topics including but not limited to:

• Kansas is full of sevens. According to Jess. Let’s clarify that. But is that why he’s back? (2:30)
• Andrew’s back and he fills in the group on what he’s been up to since the fellow has MIA. (3:34)
• Jess Let’s us in on his somewhat equally frustrating story on why he’s back in Texas. (15:50)
• Story of the best/worst night out ever, depending on who you ask. (26:36)
• Hipster cat birthday party in Dallas, warm Everclear and Sprite; hilarity does not ensue. (28:50)
• Club Plush, the next part of the evening, unlike the the title, there is nothing comfortable about it.  (36:50)
• Worst strip club adventure EVER. Well, except for Andrew, he had a great time. (41:50)
• Tech talk. (47:50)
• Andrew’s got a secret girl (or two?). Let’s discuss. (1:09:01)
• Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter. Lines are drawn, friendships tested. How many cgi dead vampire babies do you think this deserves? (1:29:10)
• Let’s get down to business; we talk The Amazing Spider-Man! (1:33:50)

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Oh boy, the clock is ticking folks. This is the last episode before Spenser jumps on a jet plane and flies off to Japan; so, what do we do? We watch Prometheus! Oh, and Alex explains his iPad theft in a series of unfortunate events. We talk a variety of topics including but not limited to:

• Japan update. (2:30)
• Alex explains the delay of the podcast, a history of bad technology. (4:40)
• The story of the stolen iPad begins; differing opinions of “misplaced”. Spenser -“You F***ed up. Oops.” (7:12)
• Windows 7 phone, Alex’s switch to HTC One S (Android Ice Cream Sandwich). (8:55)
• Hey! It was Alex’s birthday (June 3rd). Listen to his depressing self-imposed birthday trip to the Outlet Mall. (18:00)
• “Dregs of humanity”
• Spenser does not like babies. Doesn’t care for ‘em. “What if it dies while I hold it?” (23:12)
• One of our worst iHop experiences to date. (25:40)
• E3 Talk, video games (Beyond: Two Souls, The Last of Us, Watchdogs). Xbox Live Updates (28:00)
• Web technology talk; Alex hates/rants on Internet Explorer, explains why. (30:00)
• T.V. talk, “The Client List” on Lifetime, and how Jennifer Love Hewitt has lovely breasts. Also, House (41:00)
• Fall Previews
• “My a** is sweatin’!” (52:13)
• “Prometheus”, some of the dumbest scientists you’ll ever see. Alex rants on AMC Theatres’ lack of competency, service; he finds solid food in his fountain drink, hilarity ensues “No, I don’t want a Stubs Card”. (57:21)

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Midnite Mischief  Ep 3 | That Isn’t a Babe Ruth.

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Holy $#@! guys it’s been a while. We’ve got an excuse. Right when Alex was editing his podcast is motherboard fried out. A new hard drive, new motherboard, new graphics card, some data recovery, and a lot of money later, we’re back on track baby! And boy do we have an episode today. This time Alex and Spenser gather to discuss “John Carter”with a variety of topics including but not limited to:

• How DID Arnold Schwarzenegger have that baby in “Junior”? Unpleasant thoughts ensue. Oh yea and Spenser got the Job in Japan (2:45)
• Spenser’s recent awkward physical examination with an incredibly attractive doctor, “I hope it doesn’t move”. (4:50)
• “Did you just fart?”
• Hey, we’re black. Deal with it. “You talk so white” is an inappropriately racist compliment. (9:00)
• Adventures at Target. (10:49)
• Spenser nearly pulls a “Rick Santorum” twice in the episode. Hilarity ensues. (12:52)
• “Sally”, mutual friend that “I wouldn’t consider a friend.” (17:15)
• “Adventures in babysitting”. Nope, no awesome New York adventures with Elisabeth Shue, just abusive middle-aged care-takers and an infamous “Eat this Babe Ruth” story. (19:30)
• Start of TV Talk. Racially disappointing shake ups in the season premiere of “Breakout Kings”. The terribleness of “The River” from Alex, the apologist defense from Spenser. (27:17)
• Hipster Glasses Girl.
• We lament on “Prison Break”, “Heroes”, and their eventual decline. That writer’s strike really did ruin everything.
• Alex and Spenser discuss the “boner inducing” trailer for Avengers.
• IMAX at the regular theater is a scam. (54:32)
• Video game & tech talk. iPad 3, Playstation Vita, the pointlessness of Wii U, Mass Effect 3. (55:38)
• Finally. We review “John Carter”. One Punch kills, weird plot holes, Lynn Collins’ freaking hotness (which surprisingly doesn’t help the romantic chemistry between the 2 lead characters), and inappropriate/unecessary marriage proposals. (1:16:40)
• A vicious debate over “Lion King 2”. Feelings are hurt, insults are unnecessarily thrown at “Lion King 1 1/2”. (1:37:34)

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Midnite Mischief  Ep 2 | Pokemon are Pedophiles.

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Ah…you smell that? That’s a sizzlin’ new podcast fresh outta the pan just for you. A month long hiatus must have you salivating for this episode. Or you could’ve just forgotten about us (the more likely scenario). This episode we got Alex, Spenser, and guest star Kiley (Andrew still MIA). Our headline review is “Chronicle”, but as you can tell from above, our conversation dives into many a number of topics:

• Alex has a disturbing food eatery incident, let’s just say it involves “wet” tortillas. (3:34)
• Alex goes for a new record in how many “F***s” he can say in five minutes. Spenser is impressed.
• Hipster non-prescription glasses - you know who you are. (12:18)
• The first of many phallic references to the show’s new microphones. (14:02)
• Spenser’s even more awkward Japan job interview. With extra xenophobia. “Do you practice any strange religions?” (15:42)
• Pokemon. Child snatching murderers? Let’s discuss. (21:00)
• Alex and Spenser (but mostly Alex) go on an extremely aggressive rant on the trailer for “This Means War”. (31:35)
• “Kitchen Nightmares.” This show is frackin’ stressful. (36:17)
• We talk “Alcatraz.” Conversation devolves into how Hurley never Lost weight with the “3 months” he lived on that darn island. (39:18)
• “S*** Shower.” Yup. That just happened.
• “Girl with the Dragon Tattoo” was a “little too rapey for my taste.” (48:46)
• Alex reveals his turn ons/lady preferences in the most incredibly awkward way.
• Finally. We talk “Chronicle”, the first superhero movie of the year, and one of the best (52:40)
• We make fun of our absent female companion who watched the movie with us.

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Midnite Mischief  Ep 1 | Everybody loves Bella Swan.

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Just kidding, she’s totally the worst. Our premiere episode is here and we got a lot to discuss. We talk events of the week, review Twilight (oh yes), and finish off with talks on Ultimate Marvel vs. Capcom 3 & Skyrim. Our discussions include a laundry list of topics including but not limited to:

• We bring up the teased story about Alex’s romantic proposition through a uncomfortable note left on his door.
• Justin Bieber gets all up in Grand Prairie (9:30). 
• We talk “Community” and how “Whitney” is a blight on network television (18:57).
• How Twilight tried to get real with a potential Vampire “planned parenthood” situation, hilarity ensues (31:09).
• Alex and Spenser’s important decision to become Team Jacob (37:50).
• Hilariously aggressive Vampire sex (44:40).
• Who the **** is Rocket Racoon in Marvel Comics? (1:26:59).

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Midnite Mischief  Ep .5 | First Episode! Awkwardness Ensues.

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The pilot episode. All three hosts are gathered for an eventful evening.

• Alex curses awkwardly and says “um” a lot.
• Spenser talks about his incredibly mentally disturbed friend.
• Andrew gushes about Ron Perlman, much to Alex’s dismay.

Oh, and we all review Conan the Barbarian IN 3D.

Spoiler alert, it was a horrible movie. If you don’t believe us, look at the trailer.

Also, don’t worry folks, this is a test run recording. Just getting our swimming legs. We hated this movie so much we decided to do our first recording over it on the fly. We’ll do better. In the meanwhile, subscribe to the iTunes. Be sure to ask us questions as well. Enjoy.